Quotes & WAVs

Shoot Dat Pelican! Maricon!
Shoot dat piece o'chit! C'mon, pelican! How jou like that, eh!

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WAV RA "And chico, if anything happens to that buy-money, eee pobreci... my boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked!" (Omar to Tony & Manny)
WAV RA "Why don't you try stickin' jou head up jour ass -- see if it fits" (Tony to Hector)
WAV RA "Now the leg, huh?" (Hector severing Angel Fernandez' leg with a chainsaw)
WAV RA "Me dance? Hey, I think I wanna have a heart attack" / "Don't fall into the Dommy P" (Frank & Elvira)
WAV RA "This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked." (Tony to Manny)
WAV RA "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman." (Tony to Manny)
WAV RA "I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?" (Tony to Sosa)
WAV RA "Don't fuck me, Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me." (Sosa warning Tony)
WAV RA "Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!" (Tony to Frank)
WAV RA "You can't tell me what to do, Tony. No more -- I am not a baby any more. I'll do what I wanna do, I'll see whoever I wanna see, and if I wanna fuck'im, Tony, then I'll fuck'im!" (Gina to Tony)
WAV RA "Manolo, shoot dat piece o' chit for me"
WAV RA "You, too, Mel. You fucked up."
WAV RA "Maybe you can handle yourself one of them First Class tickets to the resurrection" / "Fuckin' punk! Son of a bitch!" / "So long, Mel; Have a good trip" / "Fuck you!" (Tony shooting Mel)
WAV RA "That prick! Fuckin' WASP whore" (Tony re: Jerry the banker)
WAV RA "Mob guys... Guineas... I don't trust 'em" (Tony to Manny)
WAV RA "You know what capitalism is? Gettin' fucked!"
WAV RA "Can't you stop saying 'fuck' all the time?" (Elvira)
WAV RA "Money, money, money, money, money; that's all I ever hear in this house" / "Manny, look at the pelican fly -- come on, pelican!"
WAV RA "Eh, fuck you, man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me! [I don't need him; I don't need her. Everything is roses; I don't need nobody]" (Tony screaming at Manny)
WAV RA "Jou wanna waste my time? Okay." (Tony to Seidelbaum)
WAV RA "Say goodnight to the bad guy"
WAV RA "Dis fuckin' guy..." (Tony re: Alberto)
WAV RA "You die, motherfucker!" (Tony to Alberto)
WAV RA "Well you stupid fuck, look at you now!" (Tony to Alberto)
WAV RA "Ja! How'd jou like that, eh? Jou fuckin' maricon! Ja!
WAV RA "I'm Tony Montana! You fuck wit me, you fuckin' wit da best!"
WAV RA "Don't fuck wit me!"
WAV RA "Say 'ello to my little friend!"
WAV RA Tony's last words... and the splash!

RA "Is this it? Is this what it's all about, Manny? Eating, Drinking, Fucking, Sucking, [Come on, man] Snorting? Then what? Tell me, then what? You're fifty. You gotta bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra; they got hair on 'em. You got a liver, it's got spots on it, and your eatin' dis fucking shit; and you're looking like these rich fucking mummies in here. [Come on, it's not so bad; it could be worse, ya'know?] Is this what it's all about? [Fo'get it] Is this what I work for? Look at that, a junkie. I gotta fucking junkie for a wife. Don't eat nothin', sleeps all day wit dem black chades on. Wakes up with a qualude. [Dont pick on her, man] And who won't fuck me, [come on...] cuz she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid wit'er, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fucking little baby wit'er!" [Now that's not nice...] / "You son of a bitch! You fuck!"

RA "Now what is your problem, lady? Eh, you gotta problem? You're good looking, you gotta beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face; wit all dese guys in love wit you, mein; only you gotta look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year" / "Hey, Jose; who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?" / "Now jou're talking to me, baby; that I like, okay, keep it coming, baby" / "Don't call me baby, I'm not your baby" / "Eh, not yet, you gotta give me some time" / "Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you'd be the last thing I'd ever fuck" (Tony & Elvira)

RA "So, you got da money?" / "You got da stuff?" / "Sure I has da stuff, but I don't has it right here wits me now; I got it close by; No se pures" / "I don't have the money either, man. I have it close by, too." (Tony and Hector)

Here are a few silent ones...

"I told you a long time ago you little fucking monkey not to fuck me!" (Sosa to Tony)

"Okay, so what do you call yourself? ¿Como se llama?" (immigration officer to Tony)

"How ya getta scar like that from eatin' pussy, man?" (Tony to immigration officer)

"Dat chick he's with -- she like me" (Tony to Manny)

"Jou should see the other guy -- Jou can' recognize him"

"What about Ernie?" / "You wanna job, Ernie?" / "Hey man, you gotta job!" / "Hey, Tony; Thanks" (Manny, Tony, Chi Chi, Ernie)

Tony: "Okay, fuck you, how 'bout that?"
Omar: "No, fuck you"
Tony: "Fuck you"

"Chi Chi; Chi Chi, get the yeyo" (Tony)

"That's style, flash, pizazz; a little coke money doesn't hurt nobody" (Manny to Tony)

"What's with this dishwasher, chico?" (Omar to Manny)

"I like you, Tony. There's no lying in you." (Sosa)

"Orders? You giving me orders? Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?" (Tony to Frank) (Wouldn't 'boss' make more sense than 'balls'?)

"Coño! Mira esta jeva; look at that one" / "Jou fuckin' crazy, man? She's a hundred and t'ree years old!" (Manny & Chi Chi)

"Here's the stuff: two keys. It cost my friend Angel his life. Here's the money; my gift to you." (Tony to Frank)

"I could eat a horse" / "Okay, they're gonna cook you a horse" (Tony & Frank)

"So you wanna dance, Frank, or do you wanna sit here and have a heart attack?" (Elvira)

"I want what's coming to me" / "What's coming to you, man?" / "The world, chico, and everything in it" (Tony & Manny)

"Don't get confused, Tony; I don't fuck around with the help" (Elvira)

"Son?! I wish I had one! He's a bum. He was a bum then, and he's a bum now!" (Mama)

"You got good stuff here. Class A chit"

"You tell your guy in Miami -- your friend -- I kill a Communist for fun, but for a greencard I'm gonna carve'm up real nice" (Tony to Manny)

"Montana, you have no authority here, okay? I started you in this fucking business, so shut the fuck up" / "Frank's gonna love it, don't worry about it" / "That's up to Frank, not you!" (Omar & Tony)

"Dat piece of chit up there, I never liked him; I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up, and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he ain't." (Tony to Sosa)

"You want me to believe that Omar was a stooly cuz Sosa said so? You bought that line" (Frank to Tony)

"I got ears, ya'know. I hear things" (Tony to Frank)

"You know we aren't the only dopers on the block." (Manny to Tony)

"Here, why don't you just give them the keys...!!" (Tony to Manny)

"Bernstein -- Mel Bernstein" (Tony to Mel)

"Every day above ground is a good day" (Mel to Tony)

"Okay, how much?" / "Well, there's an answer to that, too, Tony" (Tony with Mel)

"Every dog has his day, huh, Mel?"

"We fucked up. He got away" (Nick "The Pig" to Frank)

"Elvi', I was kidding! I was only kidding!"

"Alberto is an expert in the disposal business" (Sosa)

"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"

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THANKS TO Fred Grogan, Daniel Ganc AND Dennis P. George, Jr FOR CONTRIBUTING QUOTES!

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